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* 21yo, M, O-Town, MPLS *
Stay open to the idea that everything you have ever known is wrong.

Anonymous asked: is a burrito a sandwich?


Answer:

wilwheaton:

kierongillen:

I helped David Hine and Mark Stafford at the weekend pack up. They rolled up the table cloth over their books on all sides, which made me think they’d basically made an enormous comic burrito.

This is me dodging the question.

I’ll take this, as I’m a bit of an expert on the subject.

No. A burrito is not a sandwich. A burrito is a burrito. Thank you for your question.

http://magazine.good.is/articles/is-a-burrito-a-sandwich Here is a surprisingly serious 1200-odd word essay addressing this topic.

— 13 hours ago with 410 notes
openupurmurdereyes:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Kokopeli Face Tattoo

openupurmurdereyes:

Andrew Jackson Jihad - Kokopeli Face Tattoo

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— 15 hours ago with 118 notes
fattysaid:

danny-dice:

As much as I want to believe this, it would be great if it was true, but I’ve seen and heard nothing of Muslims condemning ISIS save for one picture.

The funny thing is, you just completely proved the point being made in the tweet, clearly you haven’t been listening to Muslims at all:

Isis terror threat: Leading British Muslims issue fatwa condemning terror group


Campaigners march through London to protest against ISIS attacks on Iraqis and Syrians


Islamic scholars condemn expulsion of Iraq’s ‘Christian brothers’


World’s Most Populous Muslim Nation Declares ISIS Support Illegal


Egyptian Islamic Authority Issues Fatwa Against ISIS


Global Protests Against ISIS Attack on Christians

This is just a taster. Now run along and do some research before making petty generalisations.

fattysaid:

danny-dice:

As much as I want to believe this, it would be great if it was true, but I’ve seen and heard nothing of Muslims condemning ISIS save for one picture.

The funny thing is, you just completely proved the point being made in the tweet, clearly you haven’t been listening to Muslims at all:

This is just a taster. Now run along and do some research before making petty generalisations.

(Source: twitter.com, via mermaid-cyborg)

— 2 days ago with 10997 notes

coyotelips:

badbilliejean:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it too

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— 2 days ago with 116846 notes

heirsoferror:

This was in Las Vegas & fucked everyone up

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— 2 days ago with 53818 notes

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl, via dreamer7149)

— 2 days ago with 200945 notes

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

image

This is prime.

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— 2 days ago with 74709 notes

thinksquad:

The Open Society Foundations, a network that provides grants to support democracy and human rights initiatives, spent several years documenting the magnitude of pre-trial detention. They looked at the practice’s causes and prevalence — and also on its effect on development worldwide.
“A dysfunctional justice system puts poor people behind bars,” Jonathan Birchall
of the Open Society Justice Initiative told BuzzFeed News. “It’s a good example of how getting basic access to justice to ordinary people can help to reduce a whole host of social, economic and financial problems.”

http://www.buzzfeed.com/miriamberger/one-in-three-prisoners-are-being-held-in-pretrial-detention#32tdaru

watch video here

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— 2 days ago with 78 notes